“Lookit. Circle wheels are old. Now we got something better. You just have to get used to new tech. That’s how it is. Just yesterday I was able to get to five feet - my new record - before I fell over. I wasn’t wearing a helmet so I had to go to the ER. But once I can ride again…”
"I did not get brain damage. Here’s the deal - I simply have mild cognitive dys-dys-dys-dysfunction. I also have a self-diagnosed case of Biden verbal presentation syndrome. That means at any time I could start to sound like B— When I was boy growin’ up in Scranton PA… Oh, shit. It’s back. Hit the road, jack. It’s back! It’s back! It’s back! Hit the road, jack…
“Lookit. Circle wheels are old. Now we got something better. You just have to get used to new tech. That’s how it is. Just yesterday I was able to get to five feet - my new record - before I fell over. I wasn’t wearing a helmet so I had to go to the ER. But once I can ride again…”
“Still love the bike though”
"I did not get brain damage. Here’s the deal - I simply have mild cognitive dys-dys-dys-dysfunction. I also have a self-diagnosed case of Biden verbal presentation syndrome. That means at any time I could start to sound like B— When I was boy growin’ up in Scranton PA… Oh, shit. It’s back. Hit the road, jack. It’s back! It’s back! It’s back! Hit the road, jack…