By the way the big betray of their potencial customers was just banning some racists in discord, it isnt even out yet lol
Fash grimdark fetishists only like grimdark settings because their conception of grimdarkness is stuffed full of racism, SA, and generally-accepted labeling of ontological evils that absolutely must be genocided to their very last unit. Why I stopped fucking with anything Warhammer, I’m sick of running into chuds and despite hearing how many trans folks are into the IP, I’ve only ever met them in one-off, two-off, or happenstance circumstances, and have been otherwise mass polluted with chuddery.
I play 40k
Da Orkz are fun gitz, but that said, my average experience trying to play with actual 40k players has been kind of goosesteppy most of the time.
If they play Imperial Guard, they’re sus
If they play Space Marines, they’re incredibly sus
If they play anyone else, they’re probably fineI play Necrons.
I play goth ancap elves
I feel that. I’m just choosy with who I play with. It’s all a friend-of-a-friend kind of thing.
Since chuds are terminally online secondaries, they’re the ones loudly shitting up discussions. That loser Arch is a prime example. The few times he’s posted actual hobby stuff, it’s unpainted, no conversions or kit bashes, mold lines everywhere, and guns without their barrels drilled. I think he was trying to pivot his channel away from fluff, but he got laughed out of the room.
Something I’ve noticed is if you’re not an unbelievable piece of shit, people will come and watch you do technically mediocre art stuff
generally-accepted labeling of ontological evils that absolutely must be genocided to their very last unit
That’s what always gets me about Warhammer 40K.
“No, it’s not fascist, it’s a satire of fascism!”
“How does it satirize fascism?”
“By having it be objectively correct within the game’s setting and making the all-male perpetually adolescent beefy killing machines the good guys.”
“Satire” calls are often just irony shielding at this point.
Even for things that were intended to be satire, if enough hogs oink about it and get their kicks (or even their ideas) from the satire, I don’t think it was worth it if a only few smug people “got” the satire in the trade-off.
I think 40k never was satire and is more of a parody. It’s a silly set of rules to give you a narrative reason for why you’re playing against your opponent. Prior to Warhammer, most wargames were historical. You were SOL if you want to play an American Civil War game, but you and your friends only had Union collections. By dipping into parodies of sci-fi, 40k gave you a reason to have Luke Skywalker from Hoth to fight Luke Skywalker from Endor.
Unfortunately, no matter how silly you make something, if reactionaries find their way into your space, they won’t leave. Orks are a good example. In 2nd. Edition, they were parodies of Nazis. Obsession with wonder weapons, might makes right and so the strongest person should be in charge, magical thinking, etc. They had even had German uniforms. But then actual nazis showed up, thought the models were cool, and thus those models were discontinued. That didn’t make the nazis leave, despite statements over orks were making fun of nazi tropes.
Because Brits are a bunch of libs, they didn’t know how to get rid of fascists, so here we are. Games Workshop could completely stamp out nazis by banning fascists from events, issuing boycotts, etc. These milquetoast steps are still too radical ("muh laws of Spain!), so of course nothing gets done.
You were SOL if you want to play an American Civil War game, but you and your friends only had Union collections.
Hex-and-counter wargamers stay winning
their conception of grimdarkness is stuffed full of racism
Sometimes, the racism is merely “historically accurate” absence. “Historically accurate,” mind, in fictional lands with made up places in them.
Square-Enix.
Also, welcome back, Ulysses; how was your time off-grid?
“Westeros” and the totally “historically accurate” Polishness of the Witcherino except for the parts where it’s not also come to mind.
It’s been delightful. The skies are beautiful on most days, the air is cleaner, and I haven’t had a single conversation I would qualify as “bazinga” with a single person ever since I moved. I haven’t seen a single ZYBERTRUKKK with my own eyes, either.
Small town, farming community. There’s lots of hard work to do, but one must imagine me happy.
Get into Malifaux. You can literally run an Abolitionist boxer
Does it feature some sort of field of view mechanics like Kill Team, where sight lines aren’t effectively a given?
Uh, I don’t think so. I mostly build the models and make lists. Finding the time to play has been hard. 😅
Oh based, I def need to research this one
Fash grimdark fetishists only like grimdark settings because their conception of grimdarkness is stuffed full of racism, SA, and generally-accepted labeling of ontological evils that absolutely must be genocided to their very last unit. Why I stopped fucking with anything Warhammer, I’m sick of running into chuds and despite hearing how many trans folks are into the IP, I’ve only ever met them in one-off, two-off, or happenstance circumstances, and have been otherwise mass polluted with chuddery.
What you’ve observed above is why I dread ever seeing 40k phrasing in the internet wild, like “heretics” or “xenos” because 99% of the time fascist oinking accompanies it.
Okay: farming clones of Christ for his meat
Not okay: 3D-printing a generic figurine to play in a tournament
Says somethin’ about society.
Okay: farming clones of Christ for his meat
In the Drifters manga, a very pissed Jesus got kidnapped into fantasy world, did 180 on the whole idea of humanity salvation and leads an army of orcs, goblins, ogres, trolls and every other more or less standard fantasy opponents and uses his power to heal them and feed them making them basically unstoppable.
Oh my god that’d be a hilarious way to play Jesus in a fantasy setting; <Cleric of War> Jesus Prime.
“Do you suppose that I came to give peace on earth? I tell you, not at all, but rather division. For from now on five in one house will be divided: three against two, and two against three.” Luke 12:51-52
The lore for the artillery witches rock. If I reccal correctly they open a portal to a dimension filled with bombs and then they just throw them with their own physical power. You’d think the throw was magic, but it isn’t.
a portal to a dimension filled with bombs
It’s just The Other Side representation of USA.
I’m not well enough into the lore to know what “The Other Side” is sadly
Oh it’s not in the lore i just made up generic name for the usual derivative more-or-less shadow of material world present in many settings, like Realm of Souls in 40k or Umbra in WoD.
The forges of Hell.
Rad
Now I’m thinking of the Soviet Union’s “Night Witches” in WWII. A diesel-era scenario where they got dimensional magic would be rad.
Stop making leftists look cool challenge. Difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE
Grimdark is good when hogs can oink and happily eat from the slop trough.
Grimdark goes too far if the hogs actually feel uncomfortable while eating it.
I think this applied to most of the exhausting and fortunately expired zombie fad that lasted roughly two decades: hogs liked it when they could fantasize about being tough and rugged and independent and slaughter their “zombified” neighbors and anyone that got in their way while establishing their own private Republics of Dave. The real horror there, to me, was the power fantasy itself and the fandom that wrote exhaustively about what they would do during a “zombie apocalypse,” usually with a giddy, excited tone.
I now doubt that many loud and dedicated consumers of the zombie fad were actually into being “horrified” as much as getting a rush from the gory spectacles, tacticool peacocking, and the libertarian spank bank potential of such collapse scenarios. “spez” of Reddit comes to mind there.
EDIT: I admit I am now intrigued by the scenario concepts mentioned in the OP. It seems like it’s going somewhere with it besides “hey look more gratuitous sexual violence which is totally not condoned by the narrative or intended to be entertaining for the audience, for real, while getting full frontal repetitive focus” and/or “look at these badass dudes getting shit done and making the hard decisions by doing atrocities.”
EDIT of EDIT: I can totally see an Amnesia/Machine for Pigs style treatment of the OP setting.
Yeah, that goes hard. Anything with christian cannibalism is good. The religion that believes that they are doing magical cannibalism and then invaded an entire continent claiming they were doing cannibalism?
The worst thing Elon did to twitter was making it so you get paid for saying stupid shit
They probably dont get paid enough to even cover the checkmark bill lol
Which makes them post more often and dumber stuff
I don’t think he pays much at all, if at all
But Mr beast made 50k!
That hog’s chosen name is “Daddy Warpig” and he’s offended when the grimdark isn’t just about making him oink happily without a single uncomfortable thought?
God his profile pic looks like an absolute fucking dork. Like Boogie1488 trying to do cosplay of Zach Galifianakis’ character in “Due Date” with the Malcolm X headshots.
Grimdark gatekeepers be like:
“Look at my 15th meme about krieg and shovels 😎 “
The last insufferable 40k meme I remember from right before I finally stopped caring about it was “the planet broke before they did”
the planet broke before they did
want the planet to die before capitalism does, so it tracks.
That actually kind of rocks what the fuck is that game?
Copied from the offical page.
Trench Crusade is a skirmish-scale tabletop miniatures game that will plunge players deep into a horrifying alternate timeline. During the Crusades a heretical band of Templars dared defy the Almighty and, casting aside their sacred vows, unleashed the forces of Hell upon the Earth. Over 800 years later, in the Year of Our Lord 1914, this brutal, merciless war between the forces of Heaven and Hell rages on. This is not just a fight for survival, but a cataclysmic struggle that will decide the very fate of humanity’s soul.
The factions so far are (if im not mistaken) EDIT I copied a short overview of the factions from TVTropes
Principality of New Antioch: The armies of the fortress-city of New Antioch, serving as a bulwark of the Faithful nations against Heretic advances.
Trench Pilgrims: Disorganized groups of Christian pilgrims following prophets of the Lord to the front lines, the Pilgrims are a mix of volunteer soldiers and members of holy orders.
The Iron Sultanate: The soldiers of the Sultanate of Rûm, protected from the forces of Hell by the Iron Wall of Dhu al-Qarnayn. They make widespread use of alchemy in both their weapons and the takwin creations of the House of Wisdom.
Heretic Legions: The forces of the nations ruled by Hell on Earth, with conventional initiate soldiers supported by monsters manufactured in Hell’s pits.
Cult of the Black Grail: The creations forged from biological matter by Beelzebub’s Black Grail plague, and the few mortal cultists who embrace it.
As a small bonus some art for an Assassin of the Iron Sultanate. (The art for Trench crusade absolutely slaps) Artist name is Mike Franchina
At a glance that setting sounds like a potentially less shitty 40k that actually drives off the fascist hogs in advance.
I let the results speak for themselves
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The faithful forces make clones of Christ that they can farm for meat, they are not “good guys”
To be fair, Allah provided the faithful with a massive wall for their protection. Meanwhile, the Christians are left scrambling to scrape remnants of Jesus for cloning abominations and gathering relics of saints to receive fragmented messages they desperately hope are from God.
Like Trench crusade is cool but its christanity is a perverse blapsphemy. (Which is fun mind you)
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Yeah, that does suck, but aren’t the muslims even better guys? It seems like a sort of lib way of making a “less” fashy grimdark game. It’s fucked that they keep making world’s were fascism is the only option, I completely agree with the critique you wrote elsewhere in this thread.
Sadly the art kicks ass and I love dieselpunk.When you try to invent a setting with forever war, fascism is inevitably going to be baked in.
For sure, but you could still have other ideologies. Like the tau in 40k originally, until the imperium fanboys got mad there were a group that challenged their assertion that you had to be shit to survive
The faithful forces arent “good”. The forces of hell are a lot worse though (Especially should they win etc). Thats my reading im not super deep into the lore (yet).
Its not even a case in which I would say the church is jetblack evil like the imperium in 40k. Like for example the forces of the church are mostly volunteers (to be fair in a setting with real life miracles you would bet religious zealotry would drive recruitment)
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I wouldn’t view it that way. First of all, there’s no fascism in the world of the game and I’m not even sure the ideology of fascism was ever invented in the world of Trench Crusade. A better comparison would be the USA during WWII—certainly not “good,” but I’m pretty sure many people, even on Hexbear, would give the USA critical support for their war against the Axis.
As for the faithful, their rigid religious beliefs blind them, leading to needless suffering in the name of a God they fail to truly comprehend. God in this context is more like a primordial eldritch being, not something that communes clearly with its followers or is all that benevolent.
One also needs to keep in mind that a lot of the lore so far is from the perspective of the church so unreliable narrators.
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I read both of your responses and I think you make valid points.
I think I get where you’re coming from. Grimdark settings are often problematic, and it’s true that many fascists enjoy them. I can understand why people might find that off-putting or not be fans of them for that reason. It’s kinda similar to Starship Troopers or Helldivers—both are meant as satire, but reactionaries either don’t get the joke or simply don’t care.
With that said, I’m pretty sure you could create a grimdark setting with good politics, it’s just that, realistically, most people who create these settings fall somewhere on the liberal-to-conservative spectrum. As a result, they almost all end up with the same issues you’ve mentioned
I have to admit, though I’ve been a sucker for anything dark, edgy, and grimdark since I was a teenager, and that hasn’t changed. As a minority in the imperial core, grimdark settings appeal to me because they depict a struggle without hope in a doomed world. But I think there’s beauty in the struggle itself, even when hope is almost nonexistent. The idea of continuing to fight, even when there’s little chance of success, resonates with me deeply.
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Iirc one of the non-hell factions farms jesus clones to eat, so it seems legit grimdark where everything is terrible for everyone.
The game OP is talking about is Trench Crusade a Tabletop Wargame. I have been following it for a bit. The lore and art is pretty rad. With that said I dont think most of the minis live up to it (from what I have seen at least). Would be a game in which I probably would convert most of my little dudes.
AFAIK they are still working on plastic kits and nothing official has been released outside of a few STL files. Everything you see posted is generally stuff people have made on their own. A lot of people have built their starting warbands out of Perry minis or other historicals bashed with 40k/AoS bits.
Ah okay. In that case I have to say many of the STLs seemed kinda clunky. (I thought those were already finished models) I have seen a lot of really great kitbashed models by fans though.
With that said I dont think most of the minis live up to it (from what I have seen at least)
Yeah, alas
nice
“Nooo this isn’t grimdark! Where are the superheroes punching orks?”
Trench Crusade yeeting fascists? I like it more and more!
I’m feeling really grateful I don’t understand what they’re talking about.
I’m surprised anyone gives enough of a shit about transubstantiation to want to parody/critique it, but factory farmed Jesus clones sounds metal as fuck.
Transubstantiation discourse has led to countless schisms and wars. “Does god become the bread or does the bread become god?” Is a question that has gotten millions killed.
I am not gonna make it so just visualise Tte domino meme where the small one is people disagreeing on wether or not the wine Christians drink is literally or metaphorically blood, and the big domino is “capitalism”
True, the 30 Years War was a thing. To clarify, I meant in the past few centuries.
Yeah I guess from the 1800’s on people finally learned to answer the question with “who cares? Lol”
TBH, the actual reasons were usually economic, and religious disagreements were used as a justification or a way to conceptualize these economic conflicts.
I’m just happy that it’s not Warhammer 40k fans being cringe for a change
I think it’s just the matter of numbers and time, Warhammer 40k being so popular for so long managed to gather enormous amounts of cringe in time and it continues. Trench Crusade took internet in one short sweep and its afaik receding so it have much less.
Anyone remember Mutant Chronicles universe? It heavily borrowed from 40k and everything i read about TC makes me think TC heavily borrows from it.
Anyone remember Mutant Chronicles universe?
I remember watching the movie once and enjoying how b-movie silly yet serious it felt. I think I remember feeling intrigued yet slightly disgusted by the ending and the overarching motif but it’s been so long ago that I don’t remember anything about it other than Ron Pearlman being in it
That movie had basically nothing to do with that universe and was also capital B Bad movie, like on the level of Starship Troopers 2 in both quality and especially the letdown expectations factor. Mutant Chronicles were very popular in Poland in 90’s and 2000’s because Warzone was first miniature game published in here and Doomtrooper first card game published in Polish. I remember that in the store where i played i never single time heard any opinion on that movie that didn’t included at least 1/3 of swear words.
I don’t think it was as bad as starship troopers 2 lmao, like that’s a movie that was so dog water I still remember to this day how much it sucks.
Iirc it was completely unrelated to Starship Troopers except the same costumes were used, and it was just low effort rip-off Alien series, and i also don’t even like Alien series at all, so you can imagine my disappointment.
Basically that but like dial up the horny times ten and make it amongus before amogus existed
Tommy need drinky
