Warning: contains spoilers so go and watch the film first. Ah, who am I kidding? If you haven’t seen it, watch it so you don’t have to. If you have seen it, be reminded of one of your poorer life choices, like me.

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Lol this movie is so bad I completely checked out while he was explaining the plot

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I still can’t wrap my head around it. It’s not even a borderlands movie, it’s a borderlands-themed movie and they just did whatever the fuck they wanted. Chatgpt could’ve written a better plot.

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        3 months ago

        I don’t understand the talent that’s involved. Why in the world are Cate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis in it? It doesn’t make any sense.

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          3 months ago

          Jamie Lee Curtis as Tanis is fine. Older scientist probably fits the trope better tbh.

          What WASN’T acceptable was not casting for Brick and Mordecai at all.

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      3 months ago

      Right? It wasn’t his fault but I just didn’t care about the plot any more than the writers did.

      At least The punchline was funny.