And I’m taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I’d go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

  • EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    who’d want to do normal crimes in comicbook land?

    me. I want to wear a flat cap over my “haven’t shaved in 3 days” stubble with a baseball bat and just go around smashing shit and menacing people before getting my ass kicked by some dork in spandex with superpowers

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      2 months ago

      Same, I just wanna be a guy that unloads crates in a sketchy dock and sees the bat signal and says "watch out boys, THE BAT’S out tonight!’ As if he isn’t out every night. If he wasn’t they could just do crime whenever the bat signal was off.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          2 months ago

          What ineffectual weapon would you smack your palm with when you’re about to hit something or someone? I wanna be the guy yhst starts out with a gun, has it bataranged out of his hand and then uses a garbage can lid.

          • EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            7
            ·
            2 months ago

            I wouldn’t say ineffectual but I would say I’d use something improvised

            1. Baseball bat
            2. Crowbar
            3. Big pipe wrench
            4. Metal pipe

            in order of preference