• verity_kindle@lemmy.worldMEnglish
    6·
    4 hours ago

    Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.

    • skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMEnglish
      2·
      1 hour ago

      he’s in hoodie because he visited the flooded region today. as of surname, it might be related to germanic root tysk- like how you have “tyskland” in danish meaning “germany” (he’s kashubian, and that region had strong german and scandi influences). donald tusk is the face of boring moderates™ that were main opponents of previous batshit insane conservative government, and that particular rumor mill has a significant conservative slant

  • Rentlar@lemmy.caEnglish
    58·
    10 hours ago

    Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?

    • AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io
      39·
      9 hours ago

      Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

  • IkarusHagen2@feddit.orgEnglish
    332·
    10 hours ago

    We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      7 hours ago

      We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.