Earnest question here. I got offered a job with public works inventory management for a city. I thought it would be limited to just public works, but it also includes inventory for the police fleet. Part of applying was to salt for the municipal workers union. Would doing inventory management partially for cop cars make me a pig?
Yeah, do the job real half-assed when it comes to the fuzz
Maybe even quarter-assed
Dare i say perhaps the mythical eighth-assed
Just enough so you don’t get fired, but enough so that they have problems
When I worked at outback I told the hosts not to seat pigs at my tables, especially since they would get a discount. Vets, fine, thank you for getting PTSD to make stonks go up. But any pig suited up would be sat elsewhere.
Eighth-assed is my middle name