Treat Defender:

  • “Let people enjoy things”

  • Just wants to shut brain off and relax

  • Shit taste

Treat Assassin:

  • Powerful crit(icism)s

  • Appears out of nowhere and identifies flaws and weaknesses you never would’ve noticed but now can never ignore again

  • Mysteriously fades into shadows when their own treats come under attack

Treat Mage:

  • Nuanced, insightful analysis, can find positive/negative aspects in just about anything

  • Flexible offensive and defensive options

  • Susceptible to bullying, avoids direct confrontation

Treat Paladin:

  • Likes good things

  • Doesn’t like bad things

  • Simple as

  • Nobody wants to hang with them because they feel threatened by their moral superiority and obviously correct takes

Treat Cleric:

  • Long list of rules for not engaging with things that others find frustrating and arbitrary

  • Has one specific domain of treat they enjoy

  • Wouldn’t watch a Miyazaki movie because it’s anime

  • Somehow keeps being right about stuff

Treat Warlock:

  • “So bad it’s good,” cult classics

  • Will happily explain how their favorite treat is problematic in ways you never would’ve considered

  • Lack of practical effects their third biggest issue with capitalism

  • Nobody told them irony is dead

TYS, add your own