• enkers@sh.itjust.works
    76·
    1 day ago

    Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.

    • Wogi@lemmy.world
      10·
      13 hours ago

      "goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’

      ‘no crabs??’

      ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’

      “We’ve got some crabs…”

      ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
      24·
      22 hours ago

      Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat

    • DrDystopia
      13·
      22 hours ago

      Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
      40·
      1 day ago

      That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not