That joke should have been made in a movie or a tv show a long time ago. I’m imagining some obscure 1980s zombie movie and two of the leads are in a graveyard.
"Look! ‘Born: ha ha. Died: hee hee.’ "
“What?”
“On the tombstone.”
“I’m not in the mood for—”
“Look!”
He looks. “I’ll be fucking damned.”
“I don’t think you should have said that in a graveyard.”
“I’ll be fucking damned. It’s gonna be dark soon. We gotta find shelter.” Five minutes of screen time later - he’s killed by a pack of zombies ripping him to shreds.
Please engrave “ha ha hee hee” on my gravestone but make it look like the dates so it reads “born: ha ha, died: hee hee”
Born to ha, forced to hee
That joke should have been made in a movie or a tv show a long time ago. I’m imagining some obscure 1980s zombie movie and two of the leads are in a graveyard.
"Look! ‘Born: ha ha. Died: hee hee.’ "
“What?”
“On the tombstone.”
“I’m not in the mood for—”
“Look!”
He looks. “I’ll be fucking damned.”
“I don’t think you should have said that in a graveyard.”
“I’ll be fucking damned. It’s gonna be dark soon. We gotta find shelter.” Five minutes of screen time later - he’s killed by a pack of zombies ripping him to shreds.