Former US president Donald Trump made history as the first sitting president to attend the Super Bowl, but it appears he left the venue before the end of the game
And I like how he left halfway through. That’s like a president going to a Sunday service and leaving halfway through. But Trump can do anything and his hogs will always love and idolize him. He left halfway through but so what? He’s Trump. He’s entitled.
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Edit
I ate a lot of carbs and I crashed and I had a long nap like a little kid. But I woke and it’s nighttime and my brain is sort of fried. I knew I wrote “halfway through” twice but I was too assed to fix it. But reading my comment over right now - I realized I used that phrase not twice but three times.
Because deep down, the hogs like that Trump acts above them and doesn’t really care about their pleb interests like football and Christianity. They like the idea of urban elites, so long as those elites aren’t too brown or too Jew-y or women.
Mike enters the Oval but sadly his visit only lasts 7.1 seconds. Trump yelled “Hog!” which is the Secret Service code word for “Danger: Shoot to kill.”
First president to attend the super bowl. Amazing. Such an easy Win For The Jug Hooters and he’s the first one to do it
And I like how he left halfway through. That’s like a president going to a Sunday service and leaving halfway through. But Trump can do anything and his hogs will always love and idolize him. He left halfway through but so what? He’s Trump. He’s entitled.
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Edit
I ate a lot of carbs and I crashed and I had a long nap like a little kid. But I woke and it’s nighttime and my brain is sort of fried. I knew I wrote “halfway through” twice but I was too assed to fix it. But reading my comment over right now - I realized I used that phrase not twice but three times.
Because deep down, the hogs like that Trump acts above them and doesn’t really care about their pleb interests like football and Christianity. They like the idea of urban elites, so long as those elites aren’t too brown or too Jew-y or women.
“I’d like to have a beer with him”
Mike enters the Oval but sadly his visit only lasts 7.1 seconds. Trump yelled “Hog!” which is the Secret Service code word for “Danger: Shoot to kill.”
Yeah, leaving before the game is up is more of a baseball thing.