Disclaimer: I’m stealing these from Fred Clark’s Left Behind Critique because I’m sure as hell not buying any of these books.
Oooh, I’d like the creepy interaction between the 40 something male lead and the 20 year old college girl at the cookie store please
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Outstanding
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Buck reached for her cookie sack.
Buck reached for her cookie sack.
Buck reached for her cookie sack.
Find a quote from the character that was making the sharpest knife/sword possible to carry out a biblical prophecy (think it was an attempted murder of the antichrist) if you can. I really want to read about just how sharp the blade was again lol.
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I remember reading this passage in the actual book…
big chungus
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Crackerino
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wait this is the book about the antichrist running the UN right? lol i read about it years ago in wikipedia
I’d be certain there are other books in that genre.
I doubt you can say anything about the muppets.
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Well, in hindsight maybe I should’ve used a normal kermit picture.
butts
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“Buck Williams”?? That’s a real name in the book?
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I feel like these names could slot into the mst3k chunk beefcake names, a joke I think the blog makes
Planes
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We smoke to remember.
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Does transgender stuff get brought up explicitly at any point?
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Do you have the part about unbelievers being tortured by invisible monsters?
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what is this some kinda… tribulation?
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No !
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Sometimes what the world needs is guillotines.
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I have a vague recollection that they roll out guillotines for enemies of the Anti-Christ regime in those books. I remember thinking “how the fuck do I pronounce that?”
What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes, he committed crimes?
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Would a t.v sitcom about Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, Jesus, Joseph Smith, and L. Ron Hubbard trying to make it in modern society down in like children of the corn Iowa country be an entertaining show go watch?
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