Nancy Mace
Mace Nancy
Read my lips. No new taxes*!
*On luxury goods that you will never be able to afford and in so doing will create an increased burden on your entire classMace Nancy
I’m not really picky on this, a flail or a morningstar would be fine. Nunchaku even
A Republican family member was telling me about how their (multi-millionaire) nephew’s (multi-millionaire) dad was trying to
evadeavoid taxes on a boat he purchased. The Canadian resident was buying a boat for his vacation home in Florida - already multiple capital offenses in my opinion but I’m not king of the world, yet.I don’t recall the details but he thought he could purchase a boat in the Great Lakes region, sail through CAN and down to FL and avoid taxes. When he hit CAN waters the customs officers said, okay well this is a brand new purchase you’re going to have to pay tax on it. The rich guy hemmed and hawed that he was just passing through for a few hours and this is so unreasonable! I think he ended up having to pay what he properly owed.
Anyway I try not to let my real freak self show around family, but to this story I couldn’t help but miming and exclaiming “This is me playing the world’s tiniest violin!” and the person telling the story said basically, “Yeah when nephew was telling me this story I thought ‘Why are you telling me this? Why did you think this would be sympathetic?’” Sorry for the shaggy dog story but my point is that even people who ought to be in the pandering demographic for this have zero fucking patience for this bullshit.
like most boat-buying patriotic Americans, I like to navigate my boat right alongside the rear entrance of an abandoned Kmart.
Attack on Titan ass mouth
Botox in upper cheeks prevents smile from being pulled upwards
Ok but you have to pay for your own coastguard rescue.
The woke backlash to the current cultural moment is going to make 2016 look like 2003
You think that’ll happen at all? I’d love to see it if it does.
It will be puppet shows huddled around bonfires, but it will be PC as fuck
At this point, I am pretty sure that the American proletariat will never have a revolution.
We’re all just temporarily embarrassed boat owners inbetween boats
Charleston Boat Show
Reaching levels of pandering heretofore unknown
No tax on boats yes, but what about attacks on boats?This is like a 4x game bonus effect. Spain gets no tax on land vehicles and China gets no tax on aircraft
Are you disrespecting the beautiful boaters?
There she is, the seaward
More money for beans
she looks like an aged male singer from a rock band that was big in the 70s
Steven Tyler
This will safe the economy (rich people’s yacht money)













