I wish I could edit the voice. So many things would become possible if I could add custom voice prompts to it or a specific voice clone. It would be my Werner Herzogbot.
This is why you don’t give it googly eyes, save those for things with “mouths” like a spray bottle of window cleaner or a trash can with a flappy lid.
Put serene sleepy cartoon cat eyes on your robot, let it exude happy manatee vibes
The robot’s beard is coming in very nicely :)
I see, so Chairman Marshall Sasha bear has decided to automate the cleaning workforce?
He has one of those husky double coats that shed a lot. I think cleaning is easier if there’s already a high standard to spot clean as I go, and this thing keeps my apartment at a 9/10 while being way more quiet than my vacuum. The DPRS Ministry of Urban Management’s noise ordinances are strict and punishable by death like most other crimes.
Why am I moving on the floor of somebody’s place like a small animal? And what’s the vibrating noise? Relax. Try to relax. Take stock. Figure it out. I’m moving but I have no legs… What the fuck! And no arms… I don’t think I have ears… I feel the vibrations with my body… But what body? How can I be a mouse? This is fucked up. I’m not a mouse. I’m not an animal. But what am I? And where am I? Hell? Heaven? Whatchamacallit… Purgatory? Nothing makes sen— Oh, my good. I’m a cleaning robot?!?!
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Says the soul of a recently dead person.
“what is my purpose?”
You pass butter.
You suck dirt off the floor
Please stop announcing my kinks
