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Damn tag urself, I’m a trans femme Lakitu
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tfw too femme for straight girls and also too femme for gay guys but not femme enough for straight guys or cis lesbians
tfw no loving t4t partner to care for like 9 cats with and grow a commie green farm homestead with
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With his brother no less
So long, gay Bowser!
Just look at him
I’ve seen this guy on grindr thousands of times
No kidding. I find clean shaven faces sexy. Even in the GTA the clean-shaven pickings are slim. It’s a sea of often-bad mustaches - or worse, literal neckbeards. And it’s not like I’m being hypocritical about the effort it takes, I maintain a smooth shave every damn day.
Side rant, what the hell is up with dudes on grindr doing a Kubrick stare and scowling in their profile pics? Who thinks a menacing scowl is sexy? Why would I message someone who looks like they want to pick a fight? Smile, fellas. It’s not hard.
mario is trans and gay, he was transed by the video game. many such cases.
What evidence is there that Mario is straight?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
If you look at the cover art for mario galaxy on the wii, the letters in the title that have stars shining inside them spell out “u r mr gay”.
And something simillar happens with mario galaxy 2 also on the wii
He kissed Bowser once
He was EXPERIMENTING okay??
One time doesn’t make Mario a Bad Dragon connoisseur overnight.
And even if it did, many of those are limited edition, he’s a collector.
Imagine what Mario sounds like when he’s bottoming.
Yah!
hoo-HOO!
Making the Lethal Lava Land howl when the top’s stroke game is too good 🤤🔥🌋
In the Super Mario Galaxy logo, if you read only the letters that get a twinkling animation, it spells out U R MR GAY
Mario keeps saying homophobic stuff to bowser (eg. “So long, gay Bowser!”). There is a strong correlation between homophobia and closeted homosexuality.
Edit: And also, he looks like a Village People.
He seems suspiciously close to that fella named Luigi if you ask me…
jumps in the air and says yahoo
The moustache is a dead giveaway.
Leather daddy hat
I mean… Look at him. Dude has the vibe of a euro twink on the dancefloor
