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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Breakfast time!!!

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Breakfast time!!!

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This has to be breaking at least a few laws.

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      Needs crossposted to !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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        Right on it

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        This is a 3rd degree food-crime, definitely premeditated.

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    Gross, I can’t believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.

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      Plastic is the only thing you should use with nonstick pans. Now I know this image depicts a cast iron pan, I was just describing a scenario where plastic is superior.

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    I know I’m not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck

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      One word:

      Hagelslag

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        Hagelslag met pindakaas

        Chocolate sprinkles with peanut butter

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      Don’t you Dutchies have pancakes with meat, fruit, and eggs all in one?

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        We do have pancakes with bacon or cheese yes, but they are typically combined with “stroop” (sugarbeet syrup), not fruits. At least, not to my knowledge.

        A worse food crime we do is the pickled herring with raw onions, imo.

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    the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture

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      Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.

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        I get that through eating the bottles

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      Wait until you find out about tires.

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      It’s healthy living

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        For me it’s wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It’s a win-win.

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          I don’t personally use any pan can be damaged from scratching. It’s cast iron, carbon steel and stainless all the way. I use metal if the dish requires a thin edge or whisk. Otherwise I mostly use a flat wooden spatula which I source locally.

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            It damages the non-stick surface. If you don’t use pans with non-stick, by all means go ahead and use metal.

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              Like I said, I only ever use cast iron, carbon steel or stainless.

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                Yes I know; I was agreeing with you.

                Edit: not to mention the fact that these comments are public, so when I reply to people, I’m talking to everyone seeing my comment, not just you.

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    I’d eat that

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      Of course. Protein and chocolate, it’s got everything your body craves.

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    Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?

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      Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.

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        Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump

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          Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There’s a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it’s still up but you can give it a shot.

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    'mericans…

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      Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

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        Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

        I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?

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          I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.

          You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary

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            • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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              pasta la vista

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          Originally a Swiss brand Suchard now owned by Mondelez, mostly produced in Germany.

          You are probably thinking of Italian chocolate Brand Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder products, Rocher …)

          • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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            It’s-a joke!

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        I’m from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!

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          That’s not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination

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            Skill issue

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          How about that beef, tho?

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            Pork is better tbh

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          I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not

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          Are you drunk? Why so competitive?

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            Why so serious?

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            Anchovies

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        It’s owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.

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        Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don’t like it.

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      I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I’m sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch… At least they’re using Milka

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      I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating… It’s… An unpleasant experience.

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        As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.

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          Germans eat???

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            Yes, you

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              Seems Germans need better protein sources. Like eggs and chocolate.

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            Allegedly

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            They used to, but I heard that döner kebabs are too expensive nowadays.

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        As a German I’m interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?

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        What exactly did you see?

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        Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?

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    Thank you sir, you ruined my day

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      Rude

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    …why?

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      Breakfast time

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    I want this with white chocolate

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    !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

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    Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend “How much choco do you want in here? I’m thinking a lot.” as I break off pieces into the wok.

    Gets her every time. 😂

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