will-fancy “rather”

matt-jokerfied “geegaws”

liz-society “cray-zeee”

ypg-brace “muthafuckas”

zizek-preference saying “Trump” sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue

C. Derrick Varn “kluge”

  • it’s because French is the lingua franca of esoteric angloid douchebaggery.

    Ah ouais. Le Tar-zjay, Le Kro-zjay… c’est magnifique, c’est incroyable. Allons-y, si vous plait.

    my fave is to pronounce Publix as PUBE-licks. that’s a crowd pleaser and if you say it front of a parent with their child, it has cascading effects.