Maybe the dems would have won if they gave us what we really want.
He’s fuckable if you wanna fuck him!
…If there’s anyone out there that earnestly wants to fuck the ratman, I feel sorry for them tbh
I too feel sorry for Chasten
hahahahHAHAHAHAH oh my god
TIL the M.A.D. guy is a fuckable twink
We’ve already had one in the 1800’s probably. What about that racist who scrrened birth of a nation? Wasn’t he a bit of a twink?
James Madison
You have one now?
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That’s an old queen, not the same thing
Excuse me Biden is still the president last time I checked!
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It has already happened and no i wont elaborate
James Madison had a BMI of 17, sired no children with his wife and wrote very intimate letters to Thomas Jefferson and hung out with Alexander Hamilton (pretty much agreed by most historians to have been bisexual). It was him.
the special forces guy who threatened to fuck the zoomer harris supporters will need to be put under house arrest with an ankle monitor
Correction: he threatened to fuck and eat them. This is the median Republican voter
[“Mein Teil” intensifies]
I am not holding my breath
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
That’s it. I’m making a change.org petition.
28 is twink death.
speak for urself binch
who am i kidding ive only ever been “twink-adjacent”
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Just need to get rid of trump
Vance does have the fuckable twink vibes, he just needs so shave his whole body
nah, even then he’s got too much of that well-fed kintergartener vibe
He do be lookin like he’s about to die under mysterious circumstances in the willy wonka factory
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We could sneak them in through the VP, just sayin…
Probably never with how they have 100% unbroken tradition of being crusty old men.
After you vote for me
Jeb!?
His name is Joseph Robinette Biden
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