It’s both hilariously bad and depressing.
Let’s see who we’ve got here so far:
Elon Musk - Literally the richest man on Earth helping run the Ameri$$$an government. Also, DOGE.
That one guy who became the defence secretary whose only qualification was being on Fox News.
RFK Jr. as health minister when he has wacky pseudoscientific views.
Pedo Gaetz.
DOCTOR. OZ.
And the funniest of them all, the elephant in the room, though he is only a potential candidate right now:
ALEX. JONES. AS. PRESS. SECRETARY.
The AmeriKKKan empire is becoming a circus, a fitting end.
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ALEX. JONES. AS. PRESS. SECRETARY.
please, Allah, Jehova, Inanna i need this please Obviously Alex Jones is an evil man who should be buried in sand with his head exposed and left to die of exposure. But it would be extremely fitting for him to be US Press Secretary. He’s already the character of American US Propaganda Chief ripped from the most unsubtle political satire ever written.
Yeah, I guess it’s bad for the future of the US and mankind in general and stuff, but I appreciate that the ghouls in charge are going to be media clowns I already know and hate.
For once they don’t roll out some new vaguely human-shaped sexual harrassment fungus called Kevin McFrumpus who we all have to pretend is a very real and important person now
For the US yeah, for mankind in general? The jury is still out on that one.
does alex jones shill for israel?? if he were press secretary that would be one of his main jobs
He’ll just say whatever papa trump wants him to, he’s not an agent of chaos or anything like that. Just a sycophant
Yeah this was my thought too. Jones historically hasn’t been keen on Israel, just earlier this year he called them genocidal. But he’s also a weathervane. He says whatever he thinks will get him the most attention.
at this point I am convinced I live in a cartoon and Trump is the main character.
Linda McMahon for dept of education
The United States is a joke but Jesus Christ we’re really outdoing ourselves this time around. I guess we figure if this is the end of the us we gotta go out with a bang
i’m getting gorbachev vibes from this for some reason
Gorbachev had more of a Dubya style cabinet. All more competent than he was, following a more malicious agenda.
Trump II’s feels like something out of the Tropico video game series, it’s all grifters and fools.
Gorbachev had more of a Dubya style cabinet. All more competent than he was, following a more malicious agenda.
damn, how was this allowed to happen? /genq
Trump II’s feels like something out of the Tropico video game series, it’s all grifters and fools.
that too
i’ll be surprised if the nightmare that is this presidency isn’t gonna make things worse and radicalize more people
- please god it would be so funny
What’s the US equivalent of Swan Lake?
will get back to you on that 🫡
but for some reason a part of me wants to go “some taylor swift song maybe”
It really does feel like he just picked people he saw on TV
The only reason he hasn’t tried to get Hannibal Lecter to be the head of the FDA is not because he’s a fictional character, but because he thinks he’s recently deceased.
This is 100% it.
Alex Jones
But not the Alex Jones™©® character. Which is owned by the onion? So they can deepfake him legally and contradict everything Alex Jones (the guy with a social security number) says?
Oh! Oh! They could call the other one the deep fake!
They’re just as ghoulish and terrible as whatever freaks would have been chosen by a different president. (Except Bernie, of course.) Larry Summers is a horrific monster, for instance. The difference is that Trump’s picks are buffoons that people have heard of and tend to be repugnant in ways that the usual running dogs aren’t.
that guy’s chinese evangelical dad was right
You missed the Linda McMahon pick for Secretary of Education. Wtf. I would’ve never predicted that lol.
the wildest part of this is these appointments are 100% reciprocation for them putting him in a wrestlemania once
I am so glad I am one of the two departments that don’t have a complete clown coming in so far.
Please tell me this is a joke…
What cabinet position do you think the My Pillow guy is going to get?
Head of the DEA
Eepy-A
Director of the NSA
Tulsi Gabbard.
WikiFeet users have to be real happy about this one.
Can Alex Jones get a presidential pardon on his debt from the Sandy Hook case?
It’s a civil case, so no. But he can get it covered if they let him suckle at the graft teat
The rules say no, for whatever that’s worth these days.
The Supreme Court: US constitution requires the state to cover all legal expenses of persons named Alex Jones
Okay, changing my name to Alex Jones.
