Summary
Matt Gaetz has joined Cameo, a website where users can pay for video messages from celebrities.
Gaetz is charging $500 for personalized video messages.
Comparisons were drawn to other disgraced politicians, like George Santos and Rod Blagojevich, who also turned to Cameo.
Gaetz’s videos can be customized for occasions such as birthdays, weddings, or roasts.
Imagine being a Matt Gaetz fan
Do I have to?
I just want him to describe his job, but in the voice of butthead, from bevis and butthead. Will $500 get me that?
How is this not parody? I literally laughed and looked down at the instance expecting to see The Onion.
Nah, onions not parody any more
how long til he’s on onlyfans or chaturbate?
Why are you assuming he’s not?
Because all the girls on there are 18+
That’s why he pulled out of the AG position- he learned America was over 18.
Gaetz’s videos can be customized for occasions such as birthdays, weddings, or roasts.
How about confessions? I’ll pitch in if anyone wants to request that.
I’d pay $500 for a video of him saying “I’m a disgraced weirdo.”
Or better yet don’t give him a cent and fake it with AI.
As the main supporters of “don’t pay people when you don’t have to! That’s Capitalism!” Using AI to fake gaetz would be the most appropriate action.
Just get him to make a video where he says, “Kamala is a disgraced weirdo.” And another where he says, “I’m a proud American.” and then edit them.
“I am a recalcitrant sex pest.”
What a whore.
Went down the Santos path already, huh?
Give a the guy a break. You want him to wait a full 24 hours before grifting people or something?
FORMER Republican? But where will his District find another Child SeX Trafficker to Represent them since that’s CLEARLY who they are?
That seems very cheap? Considering all the sunshine he must recurve from various industries
He paid $450 to people for “being awesome.” Why the hell would I pay him $500 for being garbage? I’m not into masochism.
You wouldn’t. Jimmy Kimmel just might.
George Santos bit at 6:52 for the impatient
I wonder if I get a discount paying with Venmo.
