tfw no weed, no cock 😔
They have apps for both those things these days.
I don’t want an app. I want weed and cock
Isn’t the last one to the left a joint?
To the left?
You heard the polish prostitute: TO THE LEFT!!
Common!
My favorite rapper
Take it back now y’all.
Hubs gets annoyed sometimes by my attention seeking hypersexuality. He’s fond of this bit:
"some men die of thirst while others drown"
when this meme first made the rounds there was a substantially different picture attached
Zajac. Olga Zajac.
The jokes write themselves.
Explanation
Zając means hare, of family leporidae (i.e. rabbits).
uh, i don’t speak that language but i know that is not pronounced how i would assume reading in english. is it czech? polish? i have a friend with a similar last name and she had to tell me how to pronounce hers.
My best effort explanation: Z-ah-i-on-ts, “i” as in “fit”.
Hey, I have a really kinky idea if you are up for trying, it’s called shoot me in the head.
Can you shoot my in the head please? I promise it will be hot.
(hope this gag works with your instance’s formatting)
New account, who dis?
You remake your account?
it is worth celebrating
Didn’t she just switch instances like a week or so ago already?
meow :3
im ok with all 5 :3
cock crop
That’s what’s comforting me right now
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