If I were a pious man, I’d say God hates that man.
lmao
Comrade Stairs 
praying for a swift and resolute ending to his troubles
Dude. I love gravity
Other conservatives be like “He was askin’ for it” the way he was tempting Gravity.
“our dear friend” lol that makes no sense, you can’t be friends with a university, how are you gonna be freinds with an institution? Next you’re gonna tell me a hivemind is conscious
as a free market capitalist, I would have simply chosen not to fall down or suffer a serious back injury. instead, I would have invested in under undervalued commercial real estate and fossil fuel leases.
Thoughts and prayers he catches the walking pneumonia outbreak.
May his staph be golden.
Penis Poxwalker let’s go
*laying downeumonia
assess treatment options
Pull the plug you cowards
the stairs he fell down beat him in the marketplace of ideas
Critical support to comrade stairs in their valiant struggle against the capitalist oppressor
Didn’t he promise he will never back down?
promises to never BACK down
breaks his BACK anyway
Dennis Prager down
Yes, he… did fall down
You can stand him up at the gates of Hell
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Quick! Someone check if he said anything about the Lion of Damascus!
Edit: Found it, there is no escaping the curse.
my prayers have hurting powers
Comrade Stairs
Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die diendie die diendiebdiendiendiejdieidifidididiridididiriei
Metallica concert audience when they’re playing Creeping Death be like:
I was thinking Die Die My Darling by the Misfits when reading this, which Metallica covered.
Is it okay to enjoy last caress? I just like the riff
Sure. All misfits songs are too goofy to count as problematic
I got something to say, I shoved Dennis Prager today, and it doesn’t matter much to me, as long as he’s dead.
Once hooked up with someone who loved the misfits and waking up in the morning to her making me pancakes while singing along to attitude was definitely a trip
that’s a lot of german
