Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won’t)
"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want’s to play as some flat-assed old man?
Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn’t an anime cat boy.
Ever see that edited MCU poster where all the male characters were wagging their asses and Black Widow was just pointing a gun?
Oops, Black Widow isn’t shooting a gun.
All the same…
Fuck.
I want that on my wall
Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people?
You cannot escape the objectification your gender will not save you.
But how come i only get power fantasies let me larp as a sexy sex man with bedroom eyes and a soccer player ass
i don’t think they are even real at this point. the poster says something about naughty dog not liking dominant males. every single response claims thats insane but they have +200 upvotes anyways.
In general they have been going on about the feminization of men and bull like that. How many times do you see em compare the T levels of men this generation to that of previous ones. All this talk of soy etc.Before 2000
now (2020):
Perfection
Why would I need to slip a little blue pill under my tongue? The fact that
does this feminization job well enough!For fuck’s sake, chuds are still clumsily appropriating V for Vendetta imagery?
They should give them what they want. Just full bara it up, big shoulders, dominant chad posture,
everpresent bulge, extra body hair and shirtless scenes where he’s unnecessarily flexing… granted the same crowd would be furious lmaodeleted by creator
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Damn, looking at when it was made- it really is that old huh
Was mildly born before but still baby then myself
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Who want’s to play as some flat-assed old man?
No kidding they did that for a fucking T rex. A fucking news rag did that… For a t rex. A t… Fucking… Rex…
Muh historical accuracy
THATS NOT EVEN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THEY UPDATE IT BASED ON SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS HOW CAN IT BE WOKE
It has devolved into “things I don’t like are woke”. The word has lost its meaning entirely for these weirdos.
Remind me of this meme
Translation, kinda*: Look what progressives did to the raptor son of I bitch, stop researching about it!
Cant see the image. Is it the raptor with feathers?
With feathers and colors.
Party raptor must have set them off
I’m still unironically annoyed that they nerfed Snake’s ass in SSBU.
I’ve seen attempts at this (not for video games specifically but beauty standards in general) and the incelsphere response is that women are valued for their visual signifiers of fertility whereas men are valued for their ability to provide security and resources. But of course that doesn’t explain why they are so hyperfocused on their own looks and how it ranks up to other males.
Shit you ever hear discourse on thosr rate me subs? They’re obsesses with the so called golden ratio
Yeah true true, but it would still be kind of funny lol
“Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest.”
“Covering him up so no US evangelicals get offended, sad!”
I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it’s a freaking straightedge.
I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.
Based. Not played GW2 in forever but we all know they should be dummy thicc with pecs of steel (but actually)
For me, it just seemed like lazy model design. We’re not rocking Voodoo2 cards, you have enough graphical performance to play with to make a reasonably complex torso.
It’s the Arataki Itto Noodle Arm fiasco all over again; they tried to make a muscular character with the same basic model that was designed for twinkier ones.
They beat the bits to the punch “They shrank his shoulders made him look soft.” Gamers really are pathetic
He used to be a DOMINANT MALE ready to UNFURL HIS PEACOCK TAIL at any POTENTIAL MATES
They made him look soft. Shrank his shoulders
Shrank his shoulders. Made him look soft
I DEMAND Link’s bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda
👉👈
whatever size is fine
I’m demanding a remaster of BotW in this engine. I’ll be heading to visit a few Rito
gerald of romania should look like fabio and it’s woke that he doesnt
basedwokes destroying everything smh. And make Dandylion show some flesh it’s not the 1500s anymore
I played RDR2 for years but, because of woke, I never once saw a rugged outlaw man’s strong bulge that made me go
Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.
Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad
Those chonky boots, lol.
I wonder if someone somewhere in the development team had a foot fetish for really big feet, or if it was just a clunky modernization of the Quake guy.
Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is
I admit I hated it from the start for the sheer brobro “WHERE’S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE” 
vibes and when it got popular and got sequels and was everywhere for a while, well, that sucked because even its gameplay mechanics of chest high walls and all that started to be imitated.
Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they’re packing real heat in those pants! /incel
So grey and boring.
Gears of War 1 is so dedicated to its drab colour scheme that even blood is mostly black instead of red
Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit
those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro
Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs
Imagine the cuddles
Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin
