• Juice@midwest.social
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    Oh shit, you see I was reading the instructions upside down, and the “6” was actually a “9”, so you see all our calculations were off by three or a factor of three, then I dropped my pen in the kitchenaid mixer that was making dough so the pizza crusts are dark blue and taste like a whiff of ozone, not to mention I left my cardkey that I need to get into the government building where I work at my friend Liza’s house when she had an Amway party, and Liza has these little yippy dogs, and they’re so cute but they’re always chewing stuff, and wouldn’t you know it they got ahold of my cardkey and chewed it all up, so now I have to wait a week until security clears me for a new card and until then I have to sign in at the front gate which adds like 6 minutes to my morning every day, and anyway it was such a mess in the kitchen, let me tell you! Anyway that’s why you don’t have healthcare and its now legal to pay you in dogfood, god Trump is such a tyrant I swear

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    The explanation is simple: The Democrats are a party of do nothing capitalists who only want power so that they can line their own pockets while pretending like they care about anyone but themselves. Any other explanation is wrong

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      The explanation is simple: The Democrats are a party of do nothing capitalists who only don’t want power

      That’s my explanation. The only reason the make the bare minimum attempt at winning elections is so that a bunch of them can get positions that give them titles, e.g. secretary, speaker.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Sorry, I’m short on rent this month, but here’s an explanation. Yeah, my deductable doesn’t cover it, but maybe you’d take an explanation. My entire community got decimated by closures and outsourcing, but what we need is an explanation.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The entire thread

    Due to an unforced error by Democrats, we lost the National Labor Relations Board majority two years earlier than expected. This is a huge setback for the hundreds of thousands of workers across this country organizing for a better contract. Let me explain. 🧵

    The NLRB is America’s leading labor law enforcement agency. In the last 3 years, union petitions have doubled because we have a strong NLRB that supports workers who choose to form unions, ensures that corporations allow free and fair union elections, and protects union workers if Big Business retaliates against them.

    The term of our previous NLRB Chair, Lauren McFerran, just expired on December 15th. She was eligible for reconfirmation alongside a Republican, who’d be paired with her. This would’ve secured a 3-2 Democratic majority on the NLRB for the first two years of Trump’s second term. @BernieSanders did the right thing. He cleared her nomination on August 6, but the Dems fumbled it.

    On the morning of the 11th, Senate Democrats had a chance to move McFarren’s nomination vote through – which would’ve led to a secondary vote to confirm. Senator Vance, Roberts, and Manchin were absent that morning. But we delayed the vote (for what I’m hearing described as “no reason”) until Vance and Manchin returned, deadlocking the vote at 49-49.

    We then failed to get word to Vice President Harris quickly enough to come and deliver the tie-breaking vote. In the 90 minutes that transpired, Senator Manchin returned first, swinging the vote in the other direction and ceding the NLRB to MAGA control two years earlier than necessary. These procedural blunders have massive implications for the American people, who deserve better from their elected officials. American workers deserve an explanation.

    It will hurt the young folks organizing at Starbucks and the workers organizing at Amazon. It’s inexcusable and inexplicable that we did not prioritize confirming the NLRB appointees like we do federal judges and have ceded the Board two years before we needed to.

    https://xcancel.com/RoKhanna/status/1876738178180075563#m