This is some extremely high tier trolling
like the cop character. ubuhdeeubuhdeeubuhde that’s all folks
That needs to become our :capitol-police: emoji
Is
a playable character?Apparently yes
Who’s buying this for us so that we can have a game night
Tazed yourself in the balls: skip your next turn
Good bit. Wish I knew people irl to play it with.
This is next level shitposting
Card 1
Your diet of fried food and supplements is making you hallucinate. In a vision, Pepe the Frog dances around you. He approaches, holding a moonshine martini.
Roll a 7 or higher:
If you succeed, take a +1 Prize Card.
If you fail, confess to Pepe that you love fucking your wife and lose -1 Prize Card.Card 2
You find an unused vial of Hillary Clinton’s adrenochrome on the floor.
Gain +1 Health.Card 3
Once again, you have been silenced! Big tech and their demon-rat allies have conspired to ban your social media account.
If you have ever been banned from a social media site, gain +1 Health.Card 4
As you scour the floor for lottery tickets, you come across a pipe bomb! Despite its phallic shape, you immediately hurl yourself onto it.
Roll a 7 or higher:
If you succeed, you crush the bomb and save the day. Everyone is safe.
If you fail, every Patriot in your wing loses -1 Health. Talk about a hurt locker!Card 5
After four years of accusing every famous person of being a Satanic pedophile, you begin to suspect the same of your closest allies.
All Patriots must roll a single die.
The highest roll wins the pedophile battle royale, beating the accusations and taking +1 Prize Card from each Patriot.
In case of tie, roll until a winner is decided.Card 6: you taser yourself in the balls and die
There’s probably a card for this. The website says that there are 125 Event cards in total.
If you have ever been banned from a social media site, gain +1 Health.
“Go Touch Grass” card!
If I played this with my IRL friends I’d be the only person finding it funny
My irl friends already have a day planned to play lmao
Where do you get friends that cool? College?
Surprisingly, like middleschool to about 25 years old is when I met my core group of friends
yoooooo i love asymmetrical boardgames (1v2, 1v3, 2v4, etc.). i know this is a bit and a joke but on first glance it looks like it could be legit good
is it asymmetric? I thought everyone plays as a patriot?
from my understanding, you can be 1 of 6 PATRIOTS doing PATRIOTIC stuff, or you can be the Capitol Police police to try and stop them.
i’ve got too too too many boardgames to justify buying this, but it still looks cool
Completely baffling move. They seem to have put a whole lot of effort into what is at best a throw-away joke
It’s something to do with lib relatives during their
a few days from now
Lol why?
It’s a good way to calm your hooting chud uncle and your crowing lib aunt and have some good old fashioned family fun everyone can enjoy
Same reason they take down bootleg feeds of their podcast:
$$$
That had more to do with the solicitation of donations of the bootleg podcast. Knowing how game development and manufacturing works, I don’t think they are going to make much money on this bit. If they really wanted to start making money, they would do ad sponsors or start selling more t-shirts.
Young Chomsky is a mod on the subreddit and removes stuff all the time that he won’t get a cut of
Well yeah, I was just talking about the blackepsteinfeed stuff. I don’t know if any podcast other than chapo that let bootlegs slide on the main subreddit.
That would be understandable I suppose but I believe they’ve taken down more than one feed. Did they bring it up anywhere? If they addressed it I’ll stop giving them crap for it.
Nah they’ve never discussed it as far as I can tell, I just know that as soon as the first solicitation went up, that was when the feed got DMCA’d but they haven’t gone out of their way to take down other feeds, which are on c/podcasts.
Ahh yes. What a funny day that was. Very funny.
It was possibly the funniest thing that has ever happened.
Yep it was hilarious
A bunch of car dealership owners took the week off to rush into lobby of the capital building, then wander about aimlessly waiting for a cutscene to start. What is that, if not funny?
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A few of them were another kind of agent too
It was easily one of the top 5 funniest things thars happened in the last hundred years. It’s neck and neck with Fabio getting face blasted by a goose while riding a roller coaster.
they just went back to the airport afterward lol
yes, it was hilarious
It was very funny
Meemaw confirmed as a playable character
is one of the pieces Munchel doing the railing hop pose?
Correct.
A bunch of frothing petty bourgeoisie, landleeches, and off-duty cops sacking the seat of white supremacist hegemonic power because they are very stupid is actually really funny, especially because several of them managed to die despite being welcomed with literal open arms by the on-site security.
I just wish libs would put two and two together and compare how they and the media treats literally that exact same class demographic doing literally the exact same thing to government buildings in designated Bad Countries vs how they reacted to it being done by domestic fash to their own legislature. The same hogs who squealed and clapped when nativist militants sacked the Hong Kong legislature in the name of racism sob and clutch pearls over some suburbanite freaks smearing shit all over the super special sacred building of state power at home, and they don’t see the irony in that.
go fuck the constitution if you think it’s so great
