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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

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Hello girl!!

no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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    Andre the Grande

  • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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    I absolutely recommend everyone watch the ariana grande segment of Pete Davidsons stand-up it’s fucking hilarious about the double standards

    https://youtu.be/x0QuYvafkoU

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      I want to not like that dude but he’s genuinely funny.

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    Is that Ninel Siliconde?

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    Everything I have ever read about Andre tells me that he was one of the sweetest, nicest, most amazing people to ever live. And he was French, so consider that.

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      What is better, to be born not-French, or to overcome your French nature through great effort?

    • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world
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      He also had a posse.

      • Ixoid@aussie.zone
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        You ARE the brute squad!

      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        Shhh, that’s personal

    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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      And he’s the inspiration behind Shrek

  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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    Andre de Grande?

    Arianna Giant?

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      Andre the Grande

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      Ariante Gigante

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    • KazuchijouNo
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      ‘Grande’ means Big in spanish

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        Andre means Ariana in Spanish.

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          ‘The giant’ means ‘very very big’ in spanish

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      • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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        And giants are famous for their diminutive size.

    • Binette@lemmy.ml
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      Arianna the Grande

  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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    Both have a great gift for rhyme…

    • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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      Fi Fa Fo Fum

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      If you have the time

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        No more rhymes now, I mean it!

        • macniel@feddit.org
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          Does anyone want a peanut?

  • Carvex@lemmy.world
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    's left nut reincarnated. She tiny.

    • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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      Nah she’s Grande

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    Ariana has a posse.

    • atticus88th@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

      • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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        No. I.

        FUCKING.

        Did. NOT.

        your “joke” isn’t funny.

        • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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          Error 451: Unavailable for legal reasons.

          Alt link

        • Slovene@feddit.nl
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          I chuckled 🤷

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          Why are you so offended by the word pussy.

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            It wasn’t even used as an insult here, just a factual remark, lol. Talk about sensitive, jeez.

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              All users with 88 in their username should be met with hostility regardless of comment content

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                What’s wrong with being born in 1988?

                • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  That’s nof usually what it means. Look up how they broke the nazi ‘enigma’ code; they still do that crap.

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                  Nazi dogwhistle.

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                Removed by mod

  • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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    It’s the same photo?

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No the fabric colors are off

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    deleted by creator

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    32 year old that still sounds like and tries to look like a 16 year old.

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      Sex sells, and infantilization plus sex even more so! That’s Sabrina Carpenter’s whole schtick, lol.

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        Sabrina Carpenter’s got massive schtick’s that I would love to motorboat.

        What do you have against strong, independent and successful women like Sabrina Carpenter and Zendaya?

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